Friday 20 April 2012

Memories of Spy Mode on Omegle

How many times have you been on spy mode on Omegle?  I have to tell you, it can be seriously fun.  You can put up the most random stuff and watch people freak out before your very eyes (as long as they type what they're feeling, of course).

I've copied and pasted quite a few of the funny conversations I've witnessed on Omegle.  My spy mode questions/statements here make references to Pinky and the Brain, by the way.  These particular people did not/did not all know who Pinky and the Brain were, so it seems:

Question to discuss:
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Stranger 1: No

Question to discuss:
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: YES
Stranger 1: TONIGHT
Stranger 1: WE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Stranger 2: What are you pondering though?
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
Narf! Poit! Zort!
Stranger 2: ...okay.
Stranger 1: NERD!
Stranger 2: What's that stuff even mean?
Stranger 1: lol i dunno
Stranger 2: Oh, thanks for the help. Haha
Stranger 1: no problem !
Stranger 2: K bye! :)

Narf! Poit! Zort!
Stranger 1: cooooooool
Stranger 2: what is that?
Stranger 1: ill google it
Stranger 1: something nerdy though
Stranger 2: k
Stranger 2: apparently
Stranger 1: something from pinky and the braint
Stranger 1: brain*
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
I think so Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
Stranger 2: walmart
Stranger 1 has disconnected

And my especially favourite one:

Narf! Poit! Zort!
Stranger 1: i hate foreigners
Stranger 1 has disconnected

I hope he's not being serious. D8

Here are some posts associated with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

BEWARE!!!

Even though I have starred this first post, it DOES have hideous language. Even with the stars, the meaning's STILL THERE, as Tim Minchin would say.

Would you rather have whipped cream pizzas with the ninja turtles or ten minutes' rapping with eminem on stage?
Stranger 2: F***ING
Stranger 2: NINJA TURTLES
Stranger 2: ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?
Stranger 2: LEONARDO LEADS
Stranger 1: LOLOLOLOL.
Stranger 2: DONATELO DOES MACHINES
Stranger 2: RAPHAEL IS COOL BUT RUDE
Stranger 2: MICHELANGELO IS A PARTY DUDE
Stranger 1: Shredder.
Stranger 2: what
Stranger 2: f*** you son
Stranger 1: Cheese
Stranger 2: no no
Stranger 2: motherf****r
Stranger 2: you've already said that no no word
Stranger 1: On pizza
Stranger 2: This motherf***r's a spy!
Stranger 2: He ain't no ninja turtle!
Stranger 1: Lolol
Stranger 2: Get him Mikey!
Stranger 2: *pow*
Stranger 1: SHREDDER. SHREDDER
Stranger 2: Lights out, Shredder!

This one also has some language, but not heavy enough to star, in my humble opinion.

Question to discuss:
What are the differences between Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo and Donatello, aside from their bandanas, weapons and artworks?
Stranger 1: They have different personalitites?
Stranger 1: I don't really remember, I haven't watched it in like 4 years
Stranger 2: wait, when this artists lived there were no bandanas
Stranger 2: it's a trick !
Stranger 1: Lol it's referring to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Stranger 2: oh crap
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
What are the differences between Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo and Donatello, aside from their bandanas, weapons and artworks?
Stranger 2: Their names.
Stranger 1: Entirely different people.
Stranger 2: Well thats pretty general.
Stranger 1: Yes.
Stranger 1: But it's a difference.
Stranger 2: a boring difference
Stranger 2 has disconnected

And one last post to make you smile (if you're a fan of Dimebag Darrell and never opposed Damageplan):

Question to discuss:
What would you do if Dimebag Darrell came back from the dead (having written some more guitar numbers while away)?
Stranger 1: would be awesome man
Stranger 2: I agree.
Stranger 1: id gonna smoke a nice bud with him
Stranger 2: I grew up with Pantera.
Stranger 1: so he can show me some of the new songs while getting stoned lol
Stranger 2: Haha.
Stranger 1: would be nice man :D
Stranger 2 has disconnected

OK, these guys have very different hobbies from me.  But still, you've got to say that post is quite sweet.  :D

Bye!!