Friday, 20 April 2012

Memories of Spy Mode on Omegle

How many times have you been on spy mode on Omegle?  I have to tell you, it can be seriously fun.  You can put up the most random stuff and watch people freak out before your very eyes (as long as they type what they're feeling, of course).

I've copied and pasted quite a few of the funny conversations I've witnessed on Omegle.  My spy mode questions/statements here make references to Pinky and the Brain, by the way.  These particular people did not/did not all know who Pinky and the Brain were, so it seems:

Question to discuss:
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Stranger 1: No

Question to discuss:
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: YES
Stranger 1: TONIGHT
Stranger 1: WE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Stranger 2: What are you pondering though?
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
Narf! Poit! Zort!
Stranger 2: ...okay.
Stranger 1: NERD!
Stranger 2: What's that stuff even mean?
Stranger 1: lol i dunno
Stranger 2: Oh, thanks for the help. Haha
Stranger 1: no problem !
Stranger 2: K bye! :)

Narf! Poit! Zort!
Stranger 1: cooooooool
Stranger 2: what is that?
Stranger 1: ill google it
Stranger 1: something nerdy though
Stranger 2: k
Stranger 2: apparently
Stranger 1: something from pinky and the braint
Stranger 1: brain*
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
I think so Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
Stranger 2: walmart
Stranger 1 has disconnected

And my especially favourite one:

Narf! Poit! Zort!
Stranger 1: i hate foreigners
Stranger 1 has disconnected

I hope he's not being serious. D8

Here are some posts associated with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

BEWARE!!!

Even though I have starred this first post, it DOES have hideous language. Even with the stars, the meaning's STILL THERE, as Tim Minchin would say.

Would you rather have whipped cream pizzas with the ninja turtles or ten minutes' rapping with eminem on stage?
Stranger 2: F***ING
Stranger 2: NINJA TURTLES
Stranger 2: ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?
Stranger 2: LEONARDO LEADS
Stranger 1: LOLOLOLOL.
Stranger 2: DONATELO DOES MACHINES
Stranger 2: RAPHAEL IS COOL BUT RUDE
Stranger 2: MICHELANGELO IS A PARTY DUDE
Stranger 1: Shredder.
Stranger 2: what
Stranger 2: f*** you son
Stranger 1: Cheese
Stranger 2: no no
Stranger 2: motherf****r
Stranger 2: you've already said that no no word
Stranger 1: On pizza
Stranger 2: This motherf***r's a spy!
Stranger 2: He ain't no ninja turtle!
Stranger 1: Lolol
Stranger 2: Get him Mikey!
Stranger 2: *pow*
Stranger 1: SHREDDER. SHREDDER
Stranger 2: Lights out, Shredder!

This one also has some language, but not heavy enough to star, in my humble opinion.

Question to discuss:
What are the differences between Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo and Donatello, aside from their bandanas, weapons and artworks?
Stranger 1: They have different personalitites?
Stranger 1: I don't really remember, I haven't watched it in like 4 years
Stranger 2: wait, when this artists lived there were no bandanas
Stranger 2: it's a trick !
Stranger 1: Lol it's referring to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Stranger 2: oh crap
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
What are the differences between Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo and Donatello, aside from their bandanas, weapons and artworks?
Stranger 2: Their names.
Stranger 1: Entirely different people.
Stranger 2: Well thats pretty general.
Stranger 1: Yes.
Stranger 1: But it's a difference.
Stranger 2: a boring difference
Stranger 2 has disconnected

And one last post to make you smile (if you're a fan of Dimebag Darrell and never opposed Damageplan):

Question to discuss:
What would you do if Dimebag Darrell came back from the dead (having written some more guitar numbers while away)?
Stranger 1: would be awesome man
Stranger 2: I agree.
Stranger 1: id gonna smoke a nice bud with him
Stranger 2: I grew up with Pantera.
Stranger 1: so he can show me some of the new songs while getting stoned lol
Stranger 2: Haha.
Stranger 1: would be nice man :D
Stranger 2 has disconnected

OK, these guys have very different hobbies from me.  But still, you've got to say that post is quite sweet.  :D

Bye!!




Sunday, 4 March 2012

Dear Blog Reader,

What I want to know is...



Why is the Lobe SO COOL?

I kind of don't get why he's villain material, just because you're smart doesn't mean you necessarily want to take over the world.


Oh wait...

Anyhow, the Lobe appears in many of the episodes in the series Freakazoid and personally he's my favourite character in said series.  However superficial, here are some of the following reasons:

1.He's got an English accent (which somehow makes him more relatable for me).
2.I feel sorry for him when he's sad or feeling weak (his self esteem is not fantastic, he's quite weak, which somehow makes him likable).
3.Some of his evil schemes have been very clever.
4.He's into dancing and singing (sometimes).
5.He won't stand for Freakazoid's silliness.
6.He's quite classy (for example, he drinks tea and likes to eat and drink at posh restaurants).
7.He has a nice hat in Virtual Freak.
8.He makes balloon animals, including Diprotodon optatum.

Those are the main reasons!

Although I love Freakazoid as well...


Anyway, if anyone's reading this post, please explain to me,

Why is the Lobe so cool?

Wednesday, 22 February 2012

This post is dedicated to the wonderful and amazing William Wordsworth, who wrote some of my favourite poetry.
Some of my favourite lines from Wordsworth's poetry and which poems they are from:
"Five years have past; five summers, with the length/Of five long winters!"
"Once again I see/These hedge-rows, hardly hedge-rows, little lines/Of sportive wood run wild"
Both from Lines (Compoesed a few miles above Tintern Abbey, on revisiting the banks of the Wye during a tour.)
"Behold the Child among his new-born blesses,/A six year's Darling of a pigmy size!/See,where 'mid work of his own hand he lies,/Fretted by sallies of his mother's kisses/With light upon him from his father's eyes!"
From Ode: Intimations of Immortality from Recollections of Early Childhood.
"Perverse, self-willed to own and to disown,/Mere slave of them who never for thee prayed,/Still last to come where thou art wanted most!"
From To Sleep (Sonnet)
"Loving she is, and tractable, though wild;/And Innocence hath privilege in her/To dignify arch looks and laughing eyes;/And feats of cunning;"
From Characteristics of a Child Three Years Old
And, of course....
"I wandered lonely as a cloud/That floats on high o'er vales and hills"
And from the same poem (which is called I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud)
"A poet could not but be gay./In such a jocund company:/I gazed - and gazed - but little thought/What wealth the show to me had brought"

Bye for now!

Friday, 17 February 2012

Introduction

Hi Folks!
I've called myself Narf Um What Brain Lumford Somethingshire.  If you have any idea what this means or where it comes from, you'll probably be able to tell that I'm a massive "Pinky and the Brain" fan.  Massive.  MASSIVE.  For those who are unaware, Narf Um What Brain Lumford Somethingshire is the name that Brain, an animated genetically altered lab mouse from "Pinky and the Brain" gets called in the episode "Around the World in 80 Narfs."
Anyhow, I thought I'd create a blog to rant on randomly about what I've been doing lately and stuff I'm interested in.
So yes, I live in the UK and am doing A Levels.  In my spare time I watch "Pinky and the Brain", "Animaniacs," "Freakazoid," many other TV programmes and movies, go on the Internet to do random stuff, write, read fact books, listen to LOADS of different types of music and exercise (I'm not into sports but I enjoy trampolining, jugging and dog-walking.).
Here's a list of just a few things I enjoy doing/seeing/hearing/reading/whatever (other than PatB):
1. Igor Stravinsky's music
2. Philip Glass's music
3. Fairport Convention's music.
4. K T Tunstall's music.
5. Nickelback's music.
6. Nightwish's music.
7. Reading Biology stuff.
8. Reading History of Art stuf.
9. Reading History sutff.
10. Reading ICT stuff.
11. "Watership Down" by Richard Adams
12. Books by Elizabeth Laird.
13. Books by Rudyard Kipling.
14. William Wordsworth's poetry.
15. Dr Seuss's poetry
16. Doing art.
17. Fiona Matheson's art (Scottish artist)
18. Claude Monet's art
19. van Gogh's art
20. Rembrandt's art
21. Forrest Gump
22. The Big Bang Theory (TV series)
23. Anything narrated by David Attenborough
24. Poffertjes (Food from the Netherlands)
25. Papernoten (Also food from the Netherlands)
26. Pancakes
27. Coconut ice
28. Spinach (Random, but yes.  Especially warm.)
29. Bananas
30. Sweet Potatoes
So that's me in a nutshell (World domination, walnut shell?  World domination, walnut shell?).
If you are brave enough to read this blog, be prepared for random references to any of the things above (+ more stuff I'm interested in which will go over the heads of about 98% of the population, if not more.).
Goodbye, will talk soon!